ONCE I WAS A CONDUCTOR by Steve Savage "King of the Beasts"

Once I was a Conductor,
The man in charge of the Train;
Then I went to College,
'Cause folks thought I had a Brain.
I stayed 10 years to vet my Pension,
Before I walked out the Door,
But the Union failed to Mention,
That Pension would be no More.
You cannot leave the Union Cult,
As freely as you please,
They'll take it as an insult,
And try to bring you to your knees.